1) You used to check out the girls/guys at the Toros games at Hi Corbett Field ... or you caught a foul ball.
2) You have tried lemon eegee's with Sprite.
3] You know where the chimichanga was "invented", and how.
4) You don't smoke because its a "tumor causing, teeth staining, smelly, puking habit."
5) You have tried to find your house from Babat Duag.
6) You have cruised Speedway between Wilmot and Alvernon.
7) You know all the words to the Wildcats song.
8) You have wondered if Lute Olson was born with gray hair.
9) You are not surprised if they burn down A Mountain on the Fourth of July.
10) You know Pat's has the best Chili Dogs in the world.
11) You know Park Place will always be "Park Mall".
12) You have bought fudge at Summerhaven.
13) You have gone on a date at the DaAnza Drive-in.
14) Summer meant "The Breakers" or "Justin's Waterworld".
15) ...
16) You know exactly what someone means when the say "The Dinosaur McDonalds".
17) When you were younger you thought that some cars were drivin by fluffs of cotton.
18) You keep a set of oven mitts in your car for safe driving in the summer.
19) The sound of a baby rattle makes you freeze in your tracks.
20) You remember the white Christmas of 1987.
21) ...
22) You have called the ASU Sundevils the A-S-Who Scumdevils.
23) Spanglish is your first language.
24) You believe rivers don't have water.
25) You have yelled "Steeeeeve Kerrrrr!" for no real reason.
26) You know ASU's colors are really ketchup and mustard.
27) You have spent a Saturday night at O'Malley's or the Chanty.
28) The sound of coyotes makes you sleepy.
29) You have had to pick up your trash because of the javelina.
30) You have been on a date at Agua Caliente Park.
31) You have always wanted to race Tuffy the Toro.
32) You know all about C-A-P water.
33) You have eaten dinner at Grandma Tony's and then watched the show at the Gaslight Theater.
34) You know that Old Tucson is 12 miles and 100 years from town.
35) ...
36) You remember the old guitar player and model trains at Hidden Valley.
37) ...
38) You used to go to the $1.50 theater at Park Mall.
39) You know that Pina Colada is the most underrated eegee, and you always have to try the flavor of the month.
40) The "Gem and Mineral Show" means lots of traffic.
41) You have honked at someone trying to turn left on Grant during rush hour before 2002.
42) You know who says, "Hi everybody!"
43) You have gone shopping in Nogales, Mexico.
44) You remember Ortege Jenkins flipping into the end zone for the win.
45) You have seen the lights at Winterhaven.
46) You automatically boo if someone says ASU.
47) You slap people that say "but it's a dry heat."
48) ...
49) You have made prickly pear jelly.
50) You know at least two people that had their truck stuck in the wash.
51) You have hiked Seven Falls.
52) You have been to Los Betos at 2 am.
53) You went to a wash party in high school.
54) You remember the good ol' days with Desert Swarm.
55) ...
56) You have asked someone if they knew where Kerri Strug is from
57) You know all the words to the "Golf n Stuff" song.
58) You always yell "Nice Shot Buddy" to someone when they miss a free-throw.
59) Good casual date night was dinner at Tino's Pizza + mini golf at Golf n Stuff.
60) You have sang the "Bear Down" song more than 1000 times.
61) You know where the Casa Molina Bull was on Speedway Blvd.
62) You have cursed at the sign on I-10 that says "Phoenix - 99".
63) You got a great burger at Lindy's on Fourth.
64) You remember when Tim and Willy were arrested for wearing just an American flag.
65) You know the record for 100-degree days in one year is 108 (2020).
66) ...
67) You call Sierra Vista "Scary Vista."
68) You don't distinguish between Marana, Oro Valley, Vail or Sahuarita ... it's all just Tucson.
69) You have tried to convince someone to wear a tie to Pinnacle Peak.
70) You know who the Gumbys are.
71) You have read at least 100 articles by Greg Hanson.
72) You remember the restaurant "The Good Earth".
73) You have laughed at the people that call Alvernon "Al-ver-nun" or "Al-VER-nun".
74) You know how to pronounce "Guerro Canello."
75) You have seen the midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Loft.
76) You have seen a concert at the Rialto
77) You have taken the trolley down 4th.
78) You have told time using the sun dial at the Flandrau.
79) You realize if you stop on yellow you will be rear ended.
80) You realize that some think the minimum acceptable speed limit on I-10 is 80 mph.
81) You have put Christmas lights on cacti or know someone who has.
82) You have always had a 4 day weekend in February for the Rodeo but you don't always go.
83) You know old ladys with Cadillacs always have the right of way.
84) You know some drivers think that red lights are just suggestions.
85) You realize that most restaurants start with the words "El" or "Los"
86) You wear a jacket if its below 70.
87) You have seen a 7 day forecast where the highs are all 100+ degrees.
88) You know how Michael Goodrich used to celebrate Fridays.
89) You can correctly pronounce the words San Xavier, La Cañada, La Cholla, Ajo, and Tohono O'odham.
90) You know that all directions start with "go down Grant" or "Go down Ina".
91) You always thought that Kenny Lofton was the fastest man in the world.
92) You have spent a day in Tombstone.
93) You know where you could go if you like chimichangas... I mean if you REALLY like chimichangas.
94) You have been a part of the Zona Zoo.
95) You remember how Lucky's turned into Abco which turned into Safeway which is maybe turning into Kroger.
96) You have seen Paul McCartney driving down the street or know someone who has.
97) You know when you see signs for Marana you are almost home.
98) You were disappointed when some of your friends went to Salpointe instead of your high school.
99) ...
100) You have laughed at at least a few of these.
[Thank you, Michael J! You da man!]